| Special report: Russian toilets
1. The 'German' type
In MGU and some other
places, the toilets are of the same kind as most toilets in Germany -
that is, they have a kind of 'shelf' in the toilet bowl. German-haters
claim that this is because of the German wish to 'examine' everything in
closest detail. Apparently there are certain similar tendencies in
Russians. Still, there are some often overlooked advantages in the
'German' toilet: no splashing, for instance!
2. The 'Normal West European' type
There are also many buildings that have the type of toilets that are
common in most of Western Europe - water closets without shelf, but with
free fall down to the water-filled bottom.
3.
Variations on the 'Normal West European' type: the MFTI dorm
toilets
In the beginnings of time, the common toilets in the MFTI
dorms had regular
toilets of type '2'. But over time, most
plastic seats apparently got broken,
and were not replaced.
Instead, the toilets were made into squat-toilets:
two
'ledges'/footholds were built on each side of the toilet bowls
and
covered with tiles.
With some practise and certain agility, it should be quite
possible to use
them without making too much of a mess. However,
as becomes obvious
from the, hrm, not very clean state of the
toilets, this isn't always so easy
... And that's not only due
to the lack of toilet brushes. |
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4. Siberian squat toilets
The further into Asian Russia you travel, the higher the
percentage of real, 'Asian' type squat toilets becomes. In
common toilets, the size of the door also gets smaller: In
Irkutsk Central Station, the door only covers the lower 2/3.
I personally (as someone quite used to rough conditions - my
mother's water pipes have frozen sometimes, so that we had to
use the surrounding forests as our toilet instead) actually find
the squat toilets quite nice and hygienic, since you don't touch
the toilet with any other part of your body than the soles of
your shoes. (I don't have much understanding for Derek
Kirk Kim's ranting about Korean toilets of the same type,
either - you're not supposed to let your pants further down than
to your knees, silly!) |
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Certainly, it might not be as comfortable as a 'sit toilet', and
people who have problems
with their knee or hip joints might face certain serious
problems ... |
5. Train toilets
a) Passazhirskie/skorie poezda ('normal passenger trains')
The toilets on these slightly slower and cheaper trains have specially
built metal seats: the sides are broader than the front, and there are a
few strategically positioned handles on the walls. After a few days (or
hours) you will understand why. It's actually a squat toilet. Very
convenient in trains, when males are *particularly* unable to direct
their urine into the right place ...
b) Firmennie poezda ('fast trains')
These most comfortable, fast and expensive trains on the Russian railway
tracks naturally have quite clean and comfortable toilets. (Even with
toilet paper most of the time!) There are different variations to allow
people to sit down on the toilet - the 'Enisei' has a simple plastic
seat that you can fold down, while the 'Baikal' has 'hygienic' plastic
bag covers that you can roll over the seat.
6. The traditional outhouses
Most village houses have their toilets in a little hut on the yard.
This is quite nice in terms of privacy, nature, fresh air, poetic
inspiration, etc. But it can get a bit chilly in the winters, since
styrox seats are quite uncommon in Russia. |