| Sunday, 14
July, 2002, 11:27 GMT 12:27 UK
Houston: City of scams
Houston - one of capitalism's great
bastions Houston is a great place if you like shopping malls, congested 10-lane
highways and suburban sprawl.
There's plenty of all of these to choose from spread over a vast plain
so flat it looks as if the ground has been ironed. The air shimmers with
heat and humidity.
At the heart of
this monster of a city is a small downtown district that's different in
character, dominated by towering skyscrapers, many of them weirdly
futuristic in shape and strangely coloured.
One of the most impressive towers is the home of Enron, the giant
energy company that collapsed last year in the largest ever corporate
bankruptcy.
The poison oozing from Enron's faked accounts has infected financial
markets around the world.
Hardly a week goes by without revelations of accounting malpractice at
some other big American corporation - usually with a peculiar name that
few people had even heard of before its problems rocked the foundations of
capitalism.
Mind you, there's nothing new about financial shenanigans in Houston.
The city was created as the result of a property scam in the 1830s.
Two brothers named John and Augustus Allen bought a patch of mosquito
and alligator infested swamp. They attracted settlers by placing
well-written advertisements on America's Eastern seaboard.
The adverts failed to mention salient facts such as the mosquitoes, the
alligators or the swamp.
In 1839, 10% of the population was wiped out by an epidemic of yellow
fever.
Living conditions have improved since then, but maybe the original
buccaneering spirit of the Allen brothers lives on in the actions of the
local business community.
Founding fathers
The city is named after Sam Houston, the founder of modern Texas.
His motley little army of settlers won independence from Mexico by
beating a vastly larger force of professional soldiers under the Mexican
general Santa Anna.
Sam Houston won his battle in less than 20 minutes by the flagrant
abuse of generally accepted cultural norms.
He waited until siesta time and ambushed the Mexican army while its
soldiers were asleep.
Modern Houston may look like a nondescript lump of suburbia, but not
all is as it appears. This, remember, is a city where even the traffic
wardens carry guns.
Indeed any adult in Texas can normally carry a gun so long as it's not
concealed. A permit to carry a concealed weapon is subject to checks but
is not generally hard to obtain.
There was a time apparently when it was quite legal for a man to kill
another man if he caught him in the middle of the sexual act with his
wife.
Bankruptcy rules are still on the generous side. An adult has the long
established right to keep a homestead however serious the debts.
Nowadays this means executives caught up in financial scandals can not
legally be evicted from their multi-million dollar mansions.
A bankrupt also has the right to keep a mule, which these days is
interpreted to mean a car. What happens when someone has both a mule and a
car is unclear.
Social rules
But this most certainly isn't a society without strict rules.
A frequently repeated announcement at Houston international airport
informs you that anyone making jokes or other inappropriate remarks about
security arrangements is liable to be arrested.
I myself had a brush with Texas law enforcement. When I first arrived,
the only place I could get my satellite broadcasting equipment to work was
the top of a multi-storey car park in downtown Houston.
But I forgot to tell anyone who I was or what I was doing. That was a
mistake. The car park was overlooked by several much higher office blocks.
Apparently the police were flooded with calls from anxious workers who
had looked out of the window and seen a suspicious looking man attaching
wires and gadgets to a car many floors below them.
I was just about to do a live broadcast when I looked up to see that I
was being closely watched by two police cars that had crept up while I was
fiddling with my equipment.
I was told in no uncertain terms to stand up, keep my hands away from
my pockets and walk slowly towards one of the cars.
Presumably they thought I might be an al-Qaeda operative who didn't
have a licence for a concealed weapon.
Tension eased as soon as they worked out that I was a harmless reporter
with a cute English accent. In fact one of the policemen, a particularly
large one, became protective and maternal.
At that point I got scared. It was a bit like being cuddled by King
Kong.
|